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Volume 1 — Memecoin Desk

Your AI is guessing.
Give it a desk.

Four PDF prompt manuals for people who work markets with a chat model open next to their charts. Not picks. Not signals. The research protocols a desk runs — written out, numbered, and ready to paste.Four PDF prompt manuals for people who work markets with a chat model open. Not picks or signals — the research protocols a desk runs.

$49 per volume · $129 for all four
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180 prompts7 workflows64 pages
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Volume OneMemecoin
Desk
  • Discovery & vetting
  • Curve & liquidity
  • Wallet forensics
  • Narrative & timing
  • Risk & sizing
  • Execution & exits
  • Journal & review
180 prompts · 64 pages
4 volumesSold separately, or all four as one desk
630 promptsAcross 236 pages, in seven workflows or six
PDF, instantReadable on phone, tablet and desktop. Yours to keep
Bring your own AIWorks with ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini or any capable chat model
The shelf

Four desks. Same method, four markets.

Each volume is a standalone PDF of numbered prompts grouped into workflows — the order a serious analyst would work in. Buy the one you need, or take the whole desk.

Volume 1

Memecoin Desk

pump.fun & on-chain launches
180 prompts7 workflows64 pages
  • Discovery & vetting — contract, deployer, socials, launch mechanics
  • Bonding curve & liquidity — curve position, graduation math, depth and exit impact
  • Holder & wallet forensics — concentration, clusters, funding paths, early-buyer mapping
  • Narrative & timing — sector rotation, attention cycles, catalyst calendars
  • Risk & position sizing — fixed-fraction sizing, invalidation levels, max-loss math
  • Execution & exits — ladders, slippage limits, time stops, partial fills
  • Journal & post-mortem — what the trade taught you, logged while you still remember
$49instant PDF
Volume 2

Crypto Desk

spot & derivatives analysis
150 prompts6 workflows58 pages
  • Structure & cycle framing — regime, liquidity conditions, time horizons
  • On-chain & flow data — exchange balances, wallet cohorts, stablecoin supply
  • Levels & chart work — support/resistance as ranges, invalidation, confirmation
  • Derivatives — funding, open interest, basis, liquidation maps
  • Risk & journaling — exposure in percentage terms, drawdown rules, decision logs
  • Thesis writing — the one page that says why you hold, and what would change your mind
$49instant PDF
Volume 3

Prediction Desk

event & probability markets
140 prompts6 workflows54 pages
  • Market selection — liquidity, resolution rules, what actually settles the market
  • Base rates — reference classes, historical analogues, how to find the prior honestly
  • Catalysts & news mapping — what moves it, what is already priced
  • Pricing & expected value — converting beliefs into probabilities and prices
  • Sizing & variance — why being right is not the same as being paid
  • Resolution & review — scoring your own forecasts, calibration over time
$49instant PDF
Volume 4

Sports Desk

match & performance research
160 prompts6 workflows60 pages
  • Data preparation — what to gather, what to discard, source quality
  • Team & player analysis — form measured in the units that decide the sport
  • Market maths — converting prices to implied probability, removing the margin
  • Scenario modelling — named adjustments, uncertainty, what would falsify the read
  • Bankroll documentation — unit discipline, records, drawdown limits
  • Post-match review — process vs outcome, what to change next week
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The whole desk — all four volumes 630 prompts · 236 pages · one download · save $67
$129 — all four
Read it before you buy it

Five prompts from Volume 1, verbatim.

This is the actual writing and the actual format. Bracketed fields are where your own numbers go. Nothing here tells you what to buy — every one of them makes the model interrogate what you already have.

Bonding-curve read

You are an on-chain analyst. For {token}, using only the numbers I paste, state the bonding-curve position, the implied market cap at graduation, and what percentage of the curve remains. Do not speculate beyond the data. List what you cannot determine from it.

Holder concentration

Here is the holder list. Compute top-10 and top-50 concentration excluding known LP and burn addresses. Flag whether the distribution is consistent with a coordinated cluster, and name which addresses would change your answer.

Wallet funding paths

Given these transaction hashes, map funding paths between the deployer wallet and early buyers. State each link as a fact with its evidence, or mark it unverified. Do not infer intent.

Liquidity & exit modelling

Model my exit for a {position} position into {liquidity} of depth. Give estimated price impact at 25 / 50 / 100% sold, and the slippage at which the trade stops making sense.

Pre-trade interrogation

Ask me the eight questions I should be able to answer before entering. Do not give me a recommendation. Then list which of my answers are guesses rather than data.

All 180 prompts in Volume 1 follow this shape: a role, the data to paste, the structure of the answer, and an instruction to say what it cannot determine.

Be honest with yourself

Who this is for — and who it isn't.

Worth your $49 if

  • You already keep a chat model open next to your charts, and its answers are too vague to act on
  • You'd rather run a written process than follow somebody else's call
  • You want to see what you don't know before you size a position
  • You like reading a method you can check, question and rewrite
  • You'd rather fill in your own numbers than have them filled in for you

Not for you if

  • You want picks, alerts, calls or someone to follow
  • You want software that places or manages trades — this is a document
  • You want a promise about money. We don't make one, and neither can anyone else
  • You want to be told what to do rather than how to work
The offer

Volume 1 — Memecoin Desk

The questions a desk asks before it touches a launch — written out, in order.

  • Volume 1 — Memecoin Desk (180 prompts, 64 pages)
  • Instant PDF download — no account, no app, no subscription
  • The 20-prompt sampler free, whether you buy or not
  • Works with ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini or any capable chat model
  • 30-day refund, no forms
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Straight answers

Questions worth asking

Does this tell me what to buy, or which team wins?

No — and no prompt can. These are research protocols: they make an AI interrogate your data, structure the analysis and write down what you don't know. The decision, and the outcome, stay yours. Nothing here is a prediction, a signal service or advice.

Will I make money with this?

We make no financial promise of any kind, and we never will. Most people who trade memecoins, derivatives and event markets lose money. What we sell is a faster, better-organised research process — nothing about returns, and nothing about 'shortcuts' to them.

Is this a betting or trading system?

No. It doesn't place orders, connect to exchanges, or route you anywhere. It is a document. There are no affiliate links, no exchange referrals and no operator promotions inside it.

Do I need a paid ChatGPT or Claude subscription?

You need your own AI account — any capable chat model works, free tier included. Subscriptions, API keys and usage costs are not part of the purchase.

Will using these prompts get my AI account restricted?

No. They are ordinary analytical instructions — framing data, structuring comparison, writing checklists. There is nothing in them designed to bypass a model's rules.

Why one PDF instead of software?

Because the work is the analysis, not the plumbing. A PDF has no login, no broken integration and no monthly fee — and you can read the method instead of trusting a black box.

What exactly do I get, and how?

A PDF per volume, delivered as an instant download link the moment checkout completes. Nothing ships, nothing is printed.

What if it isn't for me?

Email within 30 days and we refund it, no questions and no forms. Keep the file.

Before you buy — Educational material for research and analysis. Not financial or betting advice, not a prediction or signal service, and not connected to any exchange, sportsbook or operator. Trading and event markets carry a high risk of loss; most participants lose money. Nothing here promises or implies a financial result.